Note to McCoy

Dear McCoy
Since I have been born, I have been begging for you to come play with me! I have been soaking up a lot of attention from your family (grands and all), but we all agree it is time for me to hand over the reins. We have done everything to make you want to come out, given you gifts, told you how much we love you and your mom and dad have been yearning for you for a year! Don't get me wrong, you are going to be mad when I beat you at basketball and soccer but, don't worry I will let you win sometimes! If you didn't know, your dad has the job of teaching us how to charge(the basketball kind), that is my mom's favorite play and your dad mastered it in high school. I know he is washed up now, but maybe he will get more motivated when you arrive. Our dad's also have planned golf trips and our girlfriend, Charlie will be playing with us too. I know it is cozy in there, but, once you come out and meet all the people who love you already you will not want to go any where else! I love you McCoy!
Love,
Harry